I hereby announce that she receives First Class for her act of kindness. Thank you. She also won complimentary compliments as well for her victory over Clarence after umpteen times of battle with him. Congrats.

Let's look at Taysi News tonight.

Taysi's Power! Teenage Girl tells fellow students to SHUT UP!

Taysi successfully combatted a group of Hwa Chong juniors on bus 852 today.

Taysi was having a terrible TERRIBLE headache today because she did not have enough sleep the previous night. She was close to vomitting on the bus and it took an intense amount of determination not to vomit.

The cause of her desire to vomit was due to this group of Apollo juniors who were TALKING LOUDLY, NON-STOP, like the chirping birds which always pecked the roof of the lecture theatre during econs. They were not only disturbing her, but as well as the rest of the passengers on the bus.

Such rowdy behaviour is discouraged in our school and should not be condoned. As their senior and an irritated passenger, Taysi felt the intense need to uphold order on the bus. She asked politely for them to keep quiet. They listened. All of a sudden the entire bus was quiet. How obedient Singaporeans are indeed!

Then, the volume climaxed again. This time, I did not have to do anything. I merely stared angirly into space. This very intelligent junior then shouted SHH!. It was peace again.

Such was the influence and power that Taysi has.