butterfly__________

Monday, June 05, 2006
9:14 PM

The Random stuff episode. Please remember to read the "10 Do not Dos at a Wedding " after this entry. And please tag lei. Thanks Xiao ming for tagging.

I just read an article about how divorce rates and break up rates rise during the period of World Cup.
Because the husbands ignore their wives and go Drink booze and watch football with pals.

The way I see it? There is only one way out of this. Obviously, football to a man/guy is like oxygen to him during World Cup. You can't take it away from him, so obviously it would be better if you take a break for yourself or grow to like football, just for the festive World Cup season, yeah?

Or else it's divorce. Or break-up. Not worth it.

And so, as you can see, I am rooting for World Cup. I have a new flame, I have extinguished Ronaldo from Portugal and lited a new flame. His name is Peter Crouch, from England, with the cute, hot robotic dance.

According to dear Mr Clare, "peter crouch striker club:liver pool 2.01m 85 kg born:30-1-81". He smsed me that information using his brain I think. Taysi was dumbfounded and told him" If football is an A lvl subject, you would ace it plus get distinction in 2 S papers in EPL and World Cup."

Authentic.

That aside, I forgot to tell you about my brother's HORRENDOUS FRIEND.

That night, around 11++. I just washed my hair,very messy; donned my flower print sleeveless nightgown. And looked like a bloated 40 yr auntie. Fine I admit that.

But that is no reason to condone my brothere's friend's behaviour.

I was on the floor, bending down to read the papers when my brother's friend walked right through the door and said " Hello, Auntie."

"AUNTIE, NI3 JIAO4 WO3 AUNTIE>" x 5 TIMES in the middle of the night.
Then my brother came to me and said, " He never wear specs lah"
"Never wear specs also cannot call 18 year old girl auntie."

The worst is not over. Before he left, he said " Bye bye jie jie" in an attempt to salvage the situation. I thought " ok, since he's cute and repentant, I shall forgive him."

Ding ding ding, recalling a few mins before he said bye, my brother said " Jie jie, you guess he how old." I said 58 spitefully.

"He's 20."

HE'S 20 AND CALLED ME JIEJIE. SO ANGRY.............

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