butterfly__________

Friday, July 28, 2006
12:04 AM

Some physical aspects that I cannot tolerate in my future half if I ever have one.

1. Bad breath. Because I have to stifle my breath when I talk to people with bad breath and it is extremely irritating.
2. Body Odour. I cannot stand bad smells because I have a very very sensitive nose.
3. Excessive hair on certain parts of the body. For instance, I cannot stand nose hair that's too long or ear hairs. So freaky.
4. Curly/ Tough hair. I absolutely detest curly hair.
5. Saliva must be clean. If we share drinks, must have separate straws still.

Many of my friends know that I have the distinctive habit of not sharing my food or drinks with friends, because I don't like to share saliva.

Then they ask the pertinent question," How are you going to French Kiss next time?" I've pondered long and hard on this question. We will both brush our teeth, scrap our tongues, eat mints, use Listerine, make sure we don't have ulcers, gum disease, infectious diseases. Then, if the mood is correct, then we will French Kiss.

Which is very very reasonable and everyone should do it too.

I feel the need to educate the masses of the importance of not sharing saliva with your friends, family or relatives. You should not even share anything with your family members.

1. You might get diseases like Hep B if you use the same straws or spoons with other people, if you swallow their saliva. Ew. This is very possible, because my uncle contracted Hep B because his girlfriend had Hep B and they shared straws. Pui.
2. Common viruses like flu are transmittable through the sharing of utensils. Not to mention uncommon viruses that we don't know.
3. It is for the greater good, I mean, if you have your own utensil, why don't you use it?

Don't tell me you share because,
1. You want to try somebody elses' food/ drink. You can always go and take a new one or just abstain from eating or drinking.
2. Sharing makes you people grow closer in mind, spirit and soul and promotes good relationship. You know, I think emotional aspect is more important??
3. Pure laziness.

Now, you tell me that you have Hep B vaccine. XX, YY vaccine and what not. But let me ask you, is anything 100% fool proof? No right?

I can't really tolerate girls and boys sharing the same straw.
That's a bit like indirect kissing.

So for the better future for you and me, and to decrease chances of viruses being transmitted to each other and increasing the cases of Hep B, we should stop sharing straws/ food/ drinks.

In the 21st century of today, it perturbs me still why many think it's ok to share straws/ drinks/ food in the most disturbing manner.What is hygiene to many?

I may offend many on this issue, but this is really what I think. For 18 years of my life, I've never shared food/ drinks/ straws with my family members. Not unless we allocate them properly before we eat or drink. Only my dad dares to consume food with my brother's and mine saliva input. SOunds gross.

How to prevent eating or drinking other people's saliva?
1. Allocate the food or drink you want to share with your friend or family. Use individual utensils or obtain an extra cup.
2. Announce to the world that you don't share and the importance of not sharing.
3.You must definitely explain why you don't share or else they think you are selfish or greedy.
4.Always ask before you eat if anyone wants to try your food, so you can use your clean and unused utensil to get the food for that person.

Wah. You all better take my suggestions into consideration. Or else next time contract some regrettable disease, will regret.

Your liver is very important.
You must take care of your liver.
If your liver fails, everything fails.
Symptoms of liver failure: Black shit, yellow face, black pee.

butterfly___________