butterfly___________
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
2:47 PM
I am providing my friend mr pms. with free unlimited broadband blog surfing.
I came to the conclusion that perhaps I have become less funny-that's why my friends have stopped reading and tagging.:(
I will try my best to spin up 16 articles because that is how many blog entries mr pms. wants.
Quantity over Quality.
Oh.
I shall begin with my new colleages.
There are two new army boys in school lately.
After what seemed like a mere 10 minutes into the conversation, which was entitled " My army days- life of a 20 year old" , I realised with horror that I have been addressing him and his fellow army friends as "army boys" for the entire 10 mins.
I realised that only because, after every army boys I said in my sentences, he will begin his new sentence with " We NS men....".Is this how mr pms. and thong boy will talk to me in future? Will my army boys talk to me like NS men in future?
Horrors at what NS can do to boys- the new NS slogan should be " Turn army boys into NS men"
I realised with sadness and in pain, that once a long long time ago, these Men were once boys.
These men address 19 year old girls as mam. These men address 50 year old women as mam.
Where is the "miss"?
Where is the joke?
I make so many jokes like 4/10 sentences but angel laughs at them selectively.
Blackie is a more sporting person.
He laughs 2/10.
of which 8/10 of the time he spent trying to decipher my speech because my mouth was filled with rice.
And so, I fear that I will lose mr pms. and thong boy to the army.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
WILL THEY INSIST ON ME CALLING THEM NS MEN????
we shall see.
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