butterfly__________

Tuesday, May 01, 2007
11:55 PM

I am feeling uglier each day.
I guess I am the only fat person who is filled with hope about the future.
Talking about the future does not make me depressed nor hopeless, in fact, it brings me tremendous joy.
Praise God for the light that he shines in my life.
Maybe he will bestow upon me with an Engineer boyfriend.

I only pray hard that he does not have BO or BB, which stands for Body Odour and Bad Breath respectively. Fat and a bit of pimples is fine with me.

Haha. The thought of cute kids addressing me as Aunty Min Si is hilarious.
Maybe they will ask me," Aunty Min Si, why is your buttock so big?"
Then I will diao( stare with disdain) them and say, it's because I have plenty of blessings in my rear area.
"Aunty MinSi, what is rear area?"
To which I will say pi4 gu3, the place where your shit comes out.
Then Aunty Fengyi, Aunty Jiayan will all diao me and say," Cannot say the S*** word in front of the kids."

Fine. Pang Sai it shall be.
According to my p2 kid, Shit should be censored and changed to motion.
Because you pass motion, therefore MOTION=SHIT.

So everytime I curse using the word shit in front of kids, I will censor it and say MOTION.
WALAU EH MOTION LAH! WHAT THE MOTION? THIS STUPID MOTION CANNOT WORK.
=D

I guess when you are 19 and lonely.
You sort of start to imagine what the future holds for you.
You think of boyfriend, husband, proposals, marriage, children, childbirth, old age, money, career and maternity leave.
Then you pause and think for a while more and you realise FREAKING MOTION, you might be a mommy in 10 years' time! Holey moley!

Then you start wondering, why would people want to have kids?
Kids are troublesome, they squeal, scream, shit at all the wrong time!
They use up your freaking savings that you work so hard for.
When they are young, you have to take care of them.
Instead of behaving like crows when they grow up, they shut their doors in your faces, drink booze, rebel and rebutt WHATEVER you say.

Have you ever wondered why in the world would your parents want to have kids and created so much problems and woes for themselves?

Then it says in the bible that God created humans because He loved us so.
I could never really understand this line.
How does it show that God loves us if he created us?
Then pieces of the puzzle came together and you see in this amazing world that God created is actually a true reflection of His love for us.

Our parents joined in holy matrimony, created us not for any mercernary reasons- not because they want us to take care of them when they are old, not because they want any form of payback.
But simply because they want to love us.
They want to love what they created.
No complaints whatsoever, Come What May!
Love is what it is.

=D

And so the next time you see your mom's huge tummy, your dad's weathered face, tell them you love them and you feel blessed to have them as your parents.

No matter how much they kao pei you lah.
haha.

butterfly___________